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Shadow of Dreams

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 20, 2009

Old Woman's Dream

Pigeon's Dream to be Eagle

Dragon Fly's Dream

Propeller Plane Jet Plane

Ugly Duckling's Dream

Bachelor's Dream

I Don’t Like My Couch Anymore!

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 19, 2009

I had  bought my  couch by just having a look in the store – it looked astonishing and I simply love it..kind of love at first sight.  The special color, the soft and pleasant fabric..it just not looked perfect, it felt perfect too! The perfect cozy place after I turn in for the day.

But of recent I have developed a disliking for it. Suddenly it looked too out of place and just did not seem to fit in! But I couldn’t think of throwing it away or of buying another one! So I  had to set my dormant creative mind to work.  So, first I thought of painting the wall behind the couch to a brighter color. But that seemed to be too tedious and I had to resort to something quick and cheap. Well, simple got some decorative pillows  – some thrown at random and some carefully arranged. Wow.. it looked different now. I think a new cover will do wonders.  May get one next week.

I guess more than the couch it was the daily mundaneness that made me hate it. But with these settings, it again looks very inviting and hey I am back to loving my old couch!

I Had A Burger Today

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 17, 2009

Fruit Salad Or  a Cheeseburger? My choice was the latter!  Well, after quite a long time that I have indulged in a BURGER!! Yes “indulged”  cause I had set myself on “Healthy” diet.  I had been avoiding all junk food for the past 10 or more days and I had been successful, until today when I gave in! First,  it was yummy, the juicy patty, the cheese just melted in my mouth. So what I had a burger I avoided the fries and the soda… so I am still kind of following my healthy diet. Besides the lettuce and tomato are constituents of my healthy salads!   ;)   C’mon doesn’t it look delicious!!!  :P

Three Things in Life

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 17, 2009

Three things in life that, once gone, never come back

  1. Time
  2. Words
  3. Opportunity

Three things in life that may never be lost

  1. Peace
  2. Hope
  3. Honesty

Three things in life that are most valuable

  1. Love
  2. Self – Confidence
  3. Friends

Three things in life that are never certain

  1. Dreams
  2. Success
  3. Fortune


Three things that make a man/woman

  1. Hardwork
  2. Sincerity
  3. Commitment

Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman

  1. Alcohol
  2. Pride
  3. Anger

Three things in life that, once lost, hard to build-up

  1. Respect
  2. Trust
  3. Friends

Will Power

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 16, 2009

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.


Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant  my potato garden this year.
I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad.

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:
For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!

At 4a.m. The next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply was: “Go ahead and plant your  potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you from here.

Why is it Important to Have Friends?

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 14, 2009

friends-important

Great Sayings On Marriage

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 13, 2009

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Gui try

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question…. Which I have not been able to answer… Is, “What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
James Holt McGavran

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”
Patrick Murray

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

What’s Your Name?

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 13, 2009

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheets of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher’s desk. “This is the worst test I have ever written.”

The teacher looked up and said: “Young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what’s your name?”

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, “You tell me…”

Have you upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0?

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 11, 2009

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and SPORTS 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program! that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 , Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Alligators in a Pool

Posted by: sweetangelanna on: November 10, 2009

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.

The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.

The CEO says to his executives “I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!”

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, “You are amazing. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, “You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!”

Anna

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