Romantic Quotes

This was love at first sight, love everlasting: a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected-in so far as it could be a matter of conscious awareness; it took entire possession of him, and he understood, with joyous amazement, that this was for life.

Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists…. When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don’t risk anything, you risk even more.

I have you. A lover and a friend. You are everything I need. You are the sun, the air I breathe. Without you, life wouldn’t be the same. Please don’t ever go away. And if you go, then don’t forget to take me with you.

I love you so deeply I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice and the way that we touch, I love your warm smile and your kind thoughtful ways and the joy that you bring to my life everyday, I love you today as I have from the start and I’ll love you forever with all of my heart.

Love Is In the Wind!

Cute Love Story

Month of Love

The beginning of  the month of February brings with it LOVE! This month my posts are dedicated to that thing called LOVE!

Here are some of my favourite love quotes:

• True love cannot be found where it does not exist nor can it be hidden where it truly does.
• Once you find Your true love,your heart will know it because it will always leave a feeling inside of you that never goes away.
• True love only comes once in a life time, so take it as it goes and enjoy every bit of it while it is still burning strong.
• So many times I thought I would never find someone to love me the way I needed to be loved. Then you came into my life and showed me what true love really is!
• If their smile warms your heart, embrace eases you, and kiss distills all wrong done to man, then you know that you have found true love.
• True love should be lived like an unperfect circle that has its bumps but never ends.
• True love is when you love a person more than you love yourself.
• Countless words, nor countless actions could ever define my feelings for you. True love defies definition.
• True Love, like many things, can only be seen in the eyes of the beholder. It cannot be jealous, proud, or anxious; it is what is found in the depths of your heart, and longs only for one who’s heart longs for the same things as your own.
• True love is out there and it looks for no one. So go get it.
• The course of true love never did run smooth.

More LOVEly things coming in my next posts!

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Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

• There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.
• There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
• My child has learned  ‘Microsoft Word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’, so when you will provide that?
• I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
• It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
• There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
• You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
• You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Ed

P.S.: How is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

T.G.I.F vs S.H.I.T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”

He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”

She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.

He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”

The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?”

The man answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”

Do You Understand The Corporate Language?

“We will do it“  means ” You will do it“

“You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you“

“We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same“

“Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done….At least not tomorrow !“.

“After discussion we will decide – I am very open to views” means “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do.”

“There was a slight miscommunication” means “We had actually lied“

“Lets call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, will talk later“

“We can always do it” means “We actually cannot do the same on time“

“We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” means “The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.“

“We had slight differences of opinion” means “We had actually fought“

“Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means “Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me“

“You should have told me earlier” means “Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!“

“We need to find out the real reason” means “Well I will tell you where your fault is“

“Well… family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected” means “Well you know…“

“We are a team” means “I am not the only one to be blamed“

“That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it“

“All the Best” means ” You are in trouble“

Girls vs. Grown Women

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he’s truly hers, he doesn’t need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn’t.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man’s time ( i.e., don’t want him hanging with his friends).
Grown women realize that a li’l bit of space makes the ‘together time’ even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and ‘tell’ their man so.
Grown women ’show’ him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his ‘manhood’.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all ’signs’.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don’t always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

So what are you? Girl or Woman?

Friends Are The Best

Moral of the Story:

Friends may not be able to pull you up…

But….

They will think of ways not to let you fall!